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Charlie Weewax Finds A Way...
(How I learned to stop worrying and love the Keebler Elves.)
Created on 2001-05-03 02:33:30 (#120431), last updated 2009-07-16
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Basic Info| Name: | Charlie J Weewax |
|---|---|
| Website: | Weewax World |
BioCharlie J. Weewax
Known for his almost superhuman ability to do the absolute least with what he's given, Charlie's recently established himself as a poster boy in the "Scared Proactive" high school program that takes apathetic youth and uses real life examples to "scare" them away from a life of video games and "slacker-tude."
Over the years, Charlie's obtained a reputation as both "a jack of all trades" and "a world-class tool."
His self taught "lacidazeical approach to life" has hindered him from a professional career as a mime, and the ability to spell lackadaisical correctly.
He spends most of his time playing video games and bringing down the morale levels of anyone he comes in contact with. He considers it a "full-time occupation even though I already have a part time occupation working at Burger King."
Charlie also loves spending weekends in a tree house with a box of Oreo cookies and a gallon jug of milk. He considers the tree house his second home much to the chagrin of its owner, Charlie's anti-social, highly volatile, and “Consummate hillbilly homo queer” neighbor, Mr. Arthur Higgins.
TURN-ONs: Oreos, Pirates, Bottle Rockets, Girls who front rock bands, and Mr. Higgins' 21 year old daughter, Vanessa Tammy Lee Higgins
TURN-OFFs: Finger sandwiches, Washboards, Jared from Subway, and the number 524.
Quote: "MTV is for sellouts."
Known for his almost superhuman ability to do the absolute least with what he's given, Charlie's recently established himself as a poster boy in the "Scared Proactive" high school program that takes apathetic youth and uses real life examples to "scare" them away from a life of video games and "slacker-tude."
Over the years, Charlie's obtained a reputation as both "a jack of all trades" and "a world-class tool."
His self taught "lacidazeical approach to life" has hindered him from a professional career as a mime, and the ability to spell lackadaisical correctly.
He spends most of his time playing video games and bringing down the morale levels of anyone he comes in contact with. He considers it a "full-time occupation even though I already have a part time occupation working at Burger King."
Charlie also loves spending weekends in a tree house with a box of Oreo cookies and a gallon jug of milk. He considers the tree house his second home much to the chagrin of its owner, Charlie's anti-social, highly volatile, and “Consummate hillbilly homo queer” neighbor, Mr. Arthur Higgins.
TURN-ONs: Oreos, Pirates, Bottle Rockets, Girls who front rock bands, and Mr. Higgins' 21 year old daughter, Vanessa Tammy Lee Higgins
TURN-OFFs: Finger sandwiches, Washboards, Jared from Subway, and the number 524.
Quote: "MTV is for sellouts."
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