Sooooooooooooooo, I just got finished watching MXC or (Most Xtreme Challenge) because its hilarious and painful and crazy enough fairly witty.
Whatever, I don't have to justify my appreciation of it, but it is a great show.

That's hardly my point. Because for as clever as that show is, it is countered by Spike's commercial breaks.

For starters as soon as the commercials start they catch you with "Stay tuned for another" something or other with a "hot chick."

Then they show some commercials and come back to these 30 second "tips" things. THe first I saw was some stupid billiards move. The second was something about backing up your hard drive. Both laced with intellectual content like "It's going to be a TIGHT FIT" or "Jam it in there REAL good."
The last one before the end of the show was :30 of a hot girl.

It was seriously some chick sitting on a bed putting on toe nail polish while the clock counted down...

I sat there wondering what exactly was going on. Yeah sure she's attractive, but she's looking longingly into the camera putting on toe nail polish? What the crap is that about?

But even those aren't EXACTLY my point, and believe me, I do have one.

No, the biggest and stupidest part of it was Never to be outdone Girls Gone Wild series.

Apparently the latest is Extreme Sports or something.
Two girls in an anti-gravity chamber or room floating around, ripping off their tops.
Another girl was skydiving with an instructor. She makes the "WOOOO! I'm so drunk and having a great time!" face and flashes the skydiving cameraman.

Is this what people are looking for in their porn?
Some guy sits there watching his Girls Gone Wild: Self-Esteem Issues CABO! video and thinks:

Man these chicks are hot! Dancing on each other and flashing their boobs all over the place, but I don't know. I need MORE! Why aren't they skydiving?

Why aren't they on a motorbike jumping ramps and flashing their racks?!

I bet she'd be even hotter in ZERO GRAVITY!!!

What? Did the allure of naked chicks with Snoop Dogg wear off?

I'd love to have been at that meeting where they planned this video out.

Is this really what it takes now? Is a montage of drunk girls on Spring Break or a pool party not enough anymore?

And if not, what the hell makes the producers think, "What we need is extreme sports nudity!"

Absolutely retarded.

I mean honestly, where can they go from here? Girls Gone Wildest Police Car Chases! Watch as these girls do anything to elude cops! And we DO mean ANY-THING!

Save us from ourselves. We're being crushed under the weight of our own stupidity...