I'm having an issue with conversation today.
I can't seem to hold up my end at all.
Doesn't matter the topic.
I just can't seem to communicate at all.
Don't know what it is.

At first I thought it was just that I was talking to the old guy, because who the crap knows how to respond to his random stories, but it turns out that's not exactly the case.

Maybe its the conversations?

Jennifer just walked by, "This charger is enormous."
I smirked, "That's audiovox for you."

I asked the sales manager if they are interviewing for RWCs (my job) today. He says, "We're looking for the next Mike Patterson."
I said, "Yeah!" And kind of laughed.

What is my problem?

Oh, and its white shirt day.
And what's the first thing I do this morning?
I got apple sauce all over my collar.

Fan-friggin-tastic